It's not just a day for hockey masks, machetes, and premarital sex. Well, maybe that last one...
Our all time favorite serial womanizer Mr. Barney Stinson believes that today, February 13th, is known the world over as desperation day. He theorizes that women are so desperate to have a date on Valentines day that they let their guard down and throw all caution to the wind. That they dull their inhibitions so much that they will get with almost anyone and do almost anything.
Now while that may or not be true (although the craigslist's personal page tends to lend credence to the former), everybody should be safe and careful tonight and make sure that you Suit Up both in and out of the bedroom.
Happy Desperation Day to us all! And keep an eye out for Mr. Stinson because we know he's on the prowl tonight.
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